PRE-LIFE REQUISITES

Ten areas of study I would mandate in my imaginary pre-life school if I had my druthers (that I work on daily)

IT’S NOT YOU, IT’S ME 101:  Nothing is really ever personal.  Try not to take the perceived bait.  This is less easy on days where your glass is half empty.

UNCONDITIONAL 102: You have to advocate for yourself.  Be your own unconditional support system.

BRAIN BREAK 103:  Gain the powerful tool of taking a break from a charged situation.

CORE 104:  Find out your own spirituality that gives you hope. Be ready for it to be challenged and discarded.

CTRL ALT DELETE 105:  Find a way to be functional when the inevitable unexpected happens.

AND THE UNIVERSE SHALL GUFFAW 106:  Things rarely go as planned.  Expect to be surprised.

GOOD CHEESY HUMOR FOR THE SOUL 108:  Humor NOT cleanliness is next to Godliness.

TOOTHLESS LAMENT 108: Mom was right, floss early and often.  Tooth care is lost on the young.

PASSING ALONG 109:  This too really does pass even though problems can feel insurmountable.

TODAY’S REVELATIONS 110:  Robert Fulghum’s “Everything I know, I learned in kindergarten” is one of the strongest spiritual texts of the modern age.

Fulghum

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