Almost 50 shopping/consumer experience:
(Iced soda and fan in hand)
1. Not cotton? Nope.
2 Needs ironing? Pass.
3. No coupon or sale? Nay
4. Wife Elizabeth says, you’re stressed? Go do some retail therapy.
5. Fits well? What other colors do have this in?
6. Zipper dress or a pull on number? Pull, baby.
7. Top that goes with fave pants and shoes? Yes!
8. Will add bulk to winter coat? Negative.
9. Busy stores or less populated haunts? Elbow room please.
10. Tag or material with itch potential? Hades, no!
11. Trendy acomfy shoes or sensible cloud ones? Cloud pour moi.
12. Narrow hammertoe friendly slides or aerosoles? Gimme the air.
13. Life carrying handbag or crossbody “pocketbook?” Sling me.
14. Haircut with barrett potential? Essential.
13.Makes me feel sasstastic? Oh, yeah.
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