ABC ORDER FOR THE END OF A DECADE
12.31.19 By E. Perryman
https://akintsucrooner.wordpress.com/2020/01/01/abc-order-for-the-end-of-a-decade-123119/
A. APPEARING these days mostly on young gals are mom jeans.
B. BEDAZZLED aka ugly sweaters/holiday clothes are everywhere.
C. Flannel ain’t just for COUNTRY folk these days, it’s on the fashion runway.
D. Led lights DECORATE our lives in 2019. Whomever marketed LED must be rich.
E. My inner teacher is EAGER to correct grown ass adults who cut in line.
F. Sequins aren’t just for your grandma’s FANCY cocktail dress. These bedazzlers can be seen on everything from purses to pillcases. (And of course poop merchandise continues to dominate the tchotchke market.)
G. Once and for all, GIF is a hard G (like the word “gift,) “n’est pas?
H. HANUKKAH folk are sporting holiday sweaters like Christian pals.
I. Over the holidays, my INTESTINES insisted that I put back packaged eggs at airport bodega. I am grateful.
J. JUST do it. Sometimes you may have take a bus to a plane at EWR if going to Saint Louis.
K. EWR self serve check in KIOSKS are more like a greyhound station.
L. LAPTOPS seem to have become the blockbuster of mobile technology; scant sightings at airport security.
M. I believe there is GOOD money to be made wiring all planes with Wifi.
N. NEVER underestimate the power of stranger photobombing. It’s real thing. Check out the two kids making faces in my plane pic. Who knew.
O. An ORDERLY and tidy city is how I would describe St Louis proper.
P. As I PURCHASED my current favorite lozenge, mentos, at a midwest Walmart over the holidays, I was surprised to see alcohol being sold (unlike blue law land NJ.)
Q. A daily QUESTION I ask myself, which eyeshadow matches my mood?
R. Don’t join the RUSH off of a plane. Once you’re off, you won’t get back on. Make sure you have all of your stuff.
S. I am pleased that STROOPWAFELS are now an airplane snack offering.
T. It’s time to put down the cookie when the airplane TRAY TABLE rests on your gut.
U. Airports carry UNIQUE personalities;
-CHICAGO Urban Sporty
-NEWARK Salt Of The Earth
-ST LOUIS Boutique city/big small town
-PHILLY Old School Hometown
-NYC Gird Your Loins
-PHOENIX Big Sky, Tan & Coifed
-LAS VEGAS Anything Goes
V. A great way to VEG is to carry play doh at all times; very relaxing.
W. Not sure when this happened but no WORRIES is a part of my current vernacular.
X. Next to finding a way to play XI on words with friends triple word, AARP discounts are always on my mind.
Y. I love watching Elizabeth Honer animate baby YODA with a lightsaber.
Z. Cell phone drive lots are a brilliant, ZEN solution to frenetic airports.
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