Vocal Coaching 10.2024

As I reviewed opera coach’s insights from our recorded work session, I realized my takeaways were prime fodder for an OG Dave Letterman top ten list……. 

So I give you: 

TOP 10 WAYS my lingering Midwest American accent drives my Italian opera coach bonkers (and he has considered stabbing me in the eye)….

  1. Singing a nice juicy diphthong on an ending vowel. 
  2. Adding an extra vowel to “Ha”. 
  3. Slacking with a stingy double mm in mamma.  
  4. Rolling the R in “morte” like a lethargic middle schooler. 
  5. Nestling that L right back in the throat. 
  6. Crooning a delightfully nebulous open vowel in the middle of a word. BAH-NAH-NAH anyone?
  7. Aimless phrasing creating vocal kryptonite. 
  8. Giving a down and dirty glottal. 
  9. Making a federal case out of a double consonant. 
  10. Singing like a lead balloon on language heavy Johnny one note phrases. 

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