My most memorable back to school dream thus far was last night.

1. Four people come to my childhood home to break in.
2. I scare them away.
3. They come back.
4. Elizabeth Honer flirts with the head guy robber, caressing his face. (tooooo funny).
5. She lets them in. They begin stealing.
6. I chase them away down the street and call the cops (me running fast is even more funny).
7. They find us and try to murder us.
8. I stab 3 to death in self defense with one clean slice and Eliz stabs one.
9. We stand soaked in blood head to toe and report our experience to the understanding cops.

I ate a piece of pizza for dinner; 3 hours before I fell asleep for those who blame dreams on food.

Huh.

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